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Old Mar 12, 2006, 08:22 AM // 08:22   #21
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 08:22 AM // 08:22   #22
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Nub: Yea, you know what I think??!!

Me : I doubt you can think but go on

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Old Mar 12, 2006, 09:10 AM // 09:10   #23
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Anything that has the word noob in it... those people simply don't realize that when they use it, they're making idiots out of themselves.
Oro farming run, in Grenth's footprint, 1st group of enemies - monk to SS: "OMG [name] youre a n00b", "stay in the back". So I did....the killing was somehow slower afterwards
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 09:44 AM // 09:44   #24
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 10:39 AM // 10:39   #25
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It's spelled armour.
Pfft...In the UK we like to spell it like that, however I think that in the US they spell it as "Armor", as proof by the fact that it's spelt like thatr in GW ^^
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 10:44 AM // 10:44   #26
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"fuk u i have fow armro!!!11"

"Its spelled armor."
In actual fact it's spelled 'armour', it's just that you Americans can't understand the full English dictionary :P
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 10:53 AM // 10:53   #27
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In actual fact it's spelled 'armour', it's just that you Americans can't understand the full English dictionary :P
how true. As an American, I would like to say that I am always right so take your english dictionary elsewhere
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 11:04 AM // 11:04   #28
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*runs away with a sack of english dictionaries*
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 11:10 AM // 11:10   #29
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*runs away with a sack of english dictionaries*
lol/

Stop that. My spelling is pretty bad ya' know...
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 11:28 AM // 11:28   #30
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=armour <- decent english the way I learned it in Germany

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=armor <- American english and therefore.. correct?
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 12:14 PM // 12:14   #31
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It's just like color and colour guys. Nothing to fret about.
I want to hear more comebacks...

I have one.
'n00b': Your momma so "insert phrase here"
Me: At least I don't have 2 moms.

Yeah...
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 12:38 PM // 12:38   #32
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Guy:Your the wort monkz evvver n000b! u nvr hlded 1nce!

Me: Im a smiter monk, I told you that once we started.

Guy: ZOMG MNKS DNT SMTE YOU NOOOOB!!! THEY HEALZZ
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 12:54 PM // 12:54   #33
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Other guy: I'll give you 40k for the victo Bulwark

Me:No thanks

Other guy: Noob, you're just too poor to sell it for that.
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 01:45 PM // 13:45   #34
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Everyone's a poor noob for not selling their 15^50 req8 Crystalline to me for 1k
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 02:20 PM // 14:20   #35
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Guy:Your the wort monkz evvver n000b! u nvr hlded 1nce!

Me: Im a smiter monk, I told you that once we started.

Guy: ZOMG MNKS DNT SMTE YOU NOOOOB!!! THEY HEALZZ
I got that too! I always say 'i'm smiting' at the start if I am, so they don't expect to be healed and play accordingly, and normally always one person will either quit or call me a noob or some other derogatory remark about how smiting sucks.


Fact is, smiting owns and shreds apart someone (read most people in RA) who isn't used to facing a monk that can hit back ^_^ SoJ, BA, banish, holy strike, smite, banish, bane...Dead warrior/ranger in a few seconds.
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #36
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"Your mom goes to college"
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 07:39 PM // 19:39   #37
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"cuz"

"kkthxbye"

"owned"

"gay"


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Old Mar 12, 2006, 07:48 PM // 19:48   #38
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them: your a n00b, your team sucks ass

me: dude your dead

them: stfu n00b!

hehe stupid dead people talking crap to me in TA...
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 08:12 PM // 20:12   #39
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*Pulls up to a red light, kid in double-lane pulls up next to me. Shines red laser pointer in my eye.*

Me: Is that a laser pointer?

Kid: Yeah.

Me: Wow. You're pretty clever.

Kid: Fag.

Me: You know, I have one of those things too - except mines better.

Kid: Yeah, sure.

Me: No I'm serious - I'd show it to you, but it's attached to the end of my GUN.

*Light turns green, me flips kid off, me laughs, me wins.*
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Old Mar 12, 2006, 08:23 PM // 20:23   #40
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It's spelled armour.
Depends were you come from.

I think it's spelt without a U in America, like Color and Colour, Armour and Armor.
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